Arts
1. Blank Talbot (theatre actor)
2. Catherine Yaxley (Daily Prophet reporter)
3. Christopher Harper (photographer)
4. Cygna Jones (stagehand)
5. Daniel Ward (orchestral conductor)
6. Gabrielle Lamont (artist + museum __)
7. Heathcote Barbary (bassist for The Weird Sisters)
8. Howl (professional sorcerer)
9. Lucy West (aspiring journalist/photographer)
10. Martin Marlowe (reporter for The Reading Gazette)
11. Noah Connell (talent scout, R&D)
12. Petra Holloway (librarian)
13. Sarah Shelley (librarian and occasional T.A.)
14. Shuu Fujimoto (DJ)
Business
1. Christian Whitwell (stock investment manager)
2. Charles Graham (risk analysis consultant, life insurance company)
3. David Kipling (advertising executive)
Criminal
1. John Roscoe (drug dealer, walking pawn shop)
2. Kid Zeal (thief)
Education
1. Aurora Sinistra (Astronomy @ Hogwarts)
2. Ernest Zess (political science T.A. @ Kingdom University)
3. Nhadala Ryssik (Al Bhed @ Alexandria High School)
4. Theodore Renfield (teacher @ Neopolis Academy)
5. Toby Hastings (Math @ public high school)
6. Ultimecia Engel (German @ Squenix High)
7. Zaccheus Odd (magic dean & teacher @ Neopolis Academy)
Government
1. Ignatius Weasley (Portkey Office, Department of Magical Transportation)
Law Enforcement
1. Alastor Moody (Auror)
2. Bree Williams (Turk)
3. Caradoc Dearborn (Auror)
4. Celia Moseley (Shusai Academy recruit)
5. Hermia Montague (Accidental Magic Reversal Squad)
6. Mafalda Prewett (Obliviator)
7. Regulus Black (Accidental Magic Reversal Squad)
8. Rodolphus Lestrange (Hitwizard)
9. Sherlock Holmes (consulting detective)
10. Virgil Goldstein (Accidental Magic Reversal Squad)
Medical
1. Beatrix Rose (asylum nurse)
2. Furiae Matthews (hospital nurse)
3. Jasper Reynard (vascular surgeon)
Science
1. Darwin Bhatnagar (Ph.D student, biochemistry)
2. Moira Huntington (Ph.D __, human genetics)
Service
1. Alucard Drake (personal bodyguard)
2. April Ryan (waitress)
3. Cian Friel (bicycle messenger)
4. Erik King (bouncer)
5. Hayden O'Connell (part-time lumberyard, part-time motel clerk)
6. Irvine Kinneas (hitman)
7. Isaac Stone (cook at Der Waffle Haus)
8. Jamie Madrox (dogwalker)
9. Jo Harvelle (barmaid)
10. Kaylee Frye (space merchanic)
11. Louise Einhorn (personal assistant)
12. Louise Perrault (sales clerk at Virgin Megastore)
13. Lulu Frost (restaurant hostess)
14. Lulu Jacobs (sales clerk at the Book Nook)
15. Morgan Williams (car mechanic)
16. Wade Wilson (well-compensated establishment provocateur mercenary)
17. William Harris (diner cook)
Socialite
1. Oliver Queen (& vigilante)
2. Orion Black
Sports
1. Beclem Macauley (soccer coach)
2. Benedikt Möller (Quidditch player)
3. Juniper Manning (Quidditch player)
4. Mira (Blitzball player)
5. Tidus (Blitzball player)
Students
Uh, way too many to count.
Unemployed
1. Aerith Gainsborough (flower girl)
2. Andras
3. April Ryan
4. Bellatrix Lestrange
5. Castiel
6. Charna Lowood
7. Furiae
8. Jack Collier
9. Jamie Madrox
10. John Constantine (magician)
11. Kairi
12. "Kid" Zeal
13. Lulu [Kingdom Without]
14. Lulu Huntington (asylum inmate)
15. Molly Weasley (housewife)
16. Nathaniel Fox (hunter)
17. Remus Lupin (Order member)
18. Seifer Almasy
19. Sefu Mbeki
20. Temeluchus
21. Valentin Morozov
22. War (…anthropomorphication of all war)
23. Warren Worthington III
24. The White King (evil bamf)
25. Yuffie Kisaragi
???
1. Lulu Halifax
2. Zell Dincht
